you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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