Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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