There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
