On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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