I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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