yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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