ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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