I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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