Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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