I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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