I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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