There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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