so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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