I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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