5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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