did you get engaged???
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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