why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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