How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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