Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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