do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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