I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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