yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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