found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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