in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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