She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Randomize
