So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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