Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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