I wanna bring you to show and tell
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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