i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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