they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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