Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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