yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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