Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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