white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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