You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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