Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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