Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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