apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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