yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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