Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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