Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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