She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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