yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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