Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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