I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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