your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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