But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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