worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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