if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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