I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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