i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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