Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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